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If unborn babies are people:

phenthouse:

  • Soon to be parents can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
  • Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
  • 3 words: Children Eat Free!
  • Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
  • Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
  • “No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”

someone introduce these bills asap

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    More abortions, please.
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